MOTHER PUSS BUCKET

I hate the Miz.

BUT I LOVE RIC FLAIR

I’m so torn.

Oh my God, what if the Funkadactyls turned heel on Brodus Clay during this match?

THEY WOULD BE THE PUNKADACTYLS

wrestlingdelorean:

Ric Flair is back in WWE: December 17, 2012

The Nature Boy made his return during the Slammy Awards on Raw. John Cena handed over his “Superstar of the Year” award to Naitch. Then CM Punk came out and challenged Flair to a fight. Flair accepted, got beaten down with Punk’s crutch but rallied with a thumb to the eye. Then he locked on the figure four … on Paul Heyman. And then The Shield attacked him … but Daniel Bryan, Kane and Ryback made the save. I absolutely loved this, but it was about a month’s worth of angles crammed into one night. Then again, with Ric Flair, you never know how long you’ll have him around so you better use him while you can.

On another note, I want an hour of TV every week in which Ric Flair tells drinking stories.

(via shitloadsofwrestling)

Ric Flair is the best part of tonight’s show.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

youbuildmeuptobreakmedown:

Jerry Lawler: I already got Rosa Mendes a Christmas gift
Michael Cole: Oh yeah, what was that?
Jerry Lawler: A wooden leg
Michael Cole: ……..
Jerry Lawler: …….A wooden leg
Jerry Lawler: Don’t worry, that’s not her main gift. Just the stocking stuffer

Wow, Lawler is a sexist pig.

Is that sexist? The punchline is that you can put a wooden leg in a stocking. A stocking stuffer. Because stockings go on your legs.

I still don’t get all the hype. Half the internet can’t get off this guy’s nuts. What’s the big deal?

JESUS CHRIST JERRY LAWLER DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

Oh shit, did someone on WWE television just say Bruno Sammartino deserves to be in the WWE Hall of Fame?

Is Antonio Cesaro using Dean Malenko’s theme music? I’m probably late to the party on this one.

The facial expressions of everyone in the crowd are almost the best part, but let’s face it, the guy getting clobbered by CM Punk is the best part.

(via melissamaehatesyou)