You guys realize Vince McMahon isn’t really fired, right? They wouldn’t actually do that on live TV. It’s a show. I hate to be the guy that uses the “f” word when talking about wrestling, but… It was fake. Stop crying.

It’s a storyline. Triple H came out to his entrance music, for christ’s sake. All these people posting shit saying “THANK YOU VINCE” and going on and on about what a huge part of their lives he has been… You’re marks. You’re biting at the worm and getting hooked. You guys are suckers.

But what would wrestling (or sports entertainment) be without suckers? It’s actually kind of hilariously refreshing to see there are people out there who still buy in to it. So keep on marking out, marks. I almost kind of envy your naivete.

But seriously… You didn’t actually think that was real, right?

I mean you don’t think that, just as Vince McMahon was about to fire media darling and company cash-cow John Cena, Triple H, who apparently sits on the WWE board of directors, arrived just in time to come out to his theme music and tell Vince he was fired on live television, do you?

Think about it.

I’m not saying you can’t enjoy the show. I hope you do. I wish I could. I’m just saying you should really know, as a supposedly informed fan/audience member, that what you just witnessed was a television show.

There are people posting about how they are seriously crying right now. Because Vince McMahon just got fired. By Triple H. Live on Monday Night Raw.

You just look kind of foolish.